Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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