how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize