She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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