I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
they call him Oral-B. enough said
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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