well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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