I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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