I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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