I think im going to throw up on grandma
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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