After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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