If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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