Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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