brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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