i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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