ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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