And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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