I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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