i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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