I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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