So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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