Where is the hickey?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
My ass is underappreciated
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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