My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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