I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You need Xanax blowdarts
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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