chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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