just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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