Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I am spending my child support on dildos
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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