She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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