why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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