The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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