Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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