okay pat passed out under dana's car
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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