seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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