if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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