haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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