she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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