haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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