She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Welp...herpes.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
