Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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