How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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