Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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