I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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