And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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