Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just forgot I was standing up.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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