New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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