I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
