did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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