Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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