I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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