Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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