He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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