I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
