He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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