i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My dick has a subreddit
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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